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Japanese Lab Creates 'Da Vinci' Voices
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CowboyNeal
on Fri May 19, 2006 03:47 AM
from the speaking-with-the-dead dept.
from the speaking-with-the-dead dept.
Mikki writes "Using methods employed in criminal investigations, the Japan Acoustic Lab has analyzed the skeletal structures of Leonardo Da Vinci and Mona Lisa's faces to replicate how their voices would have sounded." While Da Vinci is cool, I can think of a slew of other deceased notables worth talking with as well.
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I, for one... (Score:5, Funny)
*is brutally killed before finishing the meme*
-:sigma.SB
Re:I, for one... (Score:5, Funny)
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Ergh - yuk. (Score:3, Insightful)
2) IE 6 Only.
Please don't post this sort of crap (that's so hard to watch) again.
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:3, Informative)
Huh? TFA opens fine in Opera and IE...
The "(Leonardon) Da Vinci referece = promotion of lame movie" stance I shall ignore.
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:3, Interesting)
And the article contains a link to the MSN IE 6.0 only site, where you can actually listen to the clips the article discusses (they appear to be wmp only audio files too)
Utterly typical of MS to attempt to force their crap software on the world (but thank god its only a link to their crap content).
Re:the article and direct link (Score:2)
Sorry, I should have been clearer - its the http://promotion.msn.co.jp/ [msn.co.jp] site that does not work without IE6 & WMP.
Thanks for the mirror tho'
Re:the article and direct link (Score:3, Insightful)
The translation is a bit off there. This should read:
"Because the Hollywood studio paid us so much money and we didn't have anything to work with anyway, we made it all up."
Re:the article and direct link (Score:4, Insightful)
By all rights, he should sound more like Samuel Jackson
Stupid story, stupid stunt, lame page. Thanks, slashdot, for supporting the MPAA.
-WS
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Fine, but... (Score:5, Insightful)
If you make assumptions about where someone was brought up and who by, this kind of thing could work - but let's see a blind test. Let someone do a recording of their voice, get these guys to analyse their facial structure (in silence) and see if their prediction matches reality. It's easy to say what dead people noone alive has heard sounds like.
Jolyon
Re:Fine, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Fine, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Fine, but... (Score:3, Interesting)
What you don't see... (Score:4, Funny)
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Mona Lisa was a man! (Score:3, Funny)
Well, as other posters have pointed out, the site is IE6 only...
But apart from that, read this quote, and draw your conclusions:
Re:Mona Lisa was a man! (Score:2)
How does being 5'6 make you have a low tone? My best friend is 5'6 and she has a high tone. In fact, our voices are so similar (even though I'm 5'2) that people (even my mom) can't tell the difference between us on the phone. I think this whole concept of height = vocal tone is bu
Re:Mona Lisa was a man! (Score:2)
IMHO, the whole concept (of skeletal features imply voice) is bullshit.
As other people have pointed out, there are so many other elements that affect voice (regional access, non-skeletal physical features such as tongue and vocal chord shape, how you "move" your vocal chords and tongue, ...).
But that Mona-Lisa-had-a-manly-voice snippet was just too funny to pass, hehe.
This is great news!!! (Score:3, Funny)
I've always wanted to know what Snoopy's [snoopy.com] voice sounded like....you never hear him talk in the cartoons. Now thanks to this revolutionary skeletal analysis technique, hearing his voice is within our reach.
And after that, I'd like them to map out Morn [garrisonent.com] from Deep Space Nine. He never spoke either.
Great mysteries are about to be solved.
However, when this work is complete, these guys can devote their spare cycles to folding protiens [stanford.edu]..another worthy cause.
Re:Fine, but... (Score:2)
Re:Fine, but... (Score:3, Informative)
Accents change a lot by the way the local accent is spoken.
Even my own voice, I know depending on where I am, my voice changes. There are a few places that I've spent a good bit of time, so I easily slip into the local accents. There are a few bad fake accents I do too.
I will say my nice clear broadcaster voice with a midwestern accent (i.e., plain) is a whole lot different than say my southern drawl. And like when I do my totally bogus 80's valley w
Re:Fine, but... (Score:2)
I'll also be curious on how they fare when comparing with live demos. They say they experimented on Osama bin Laden's facial structure. It'd be interesting to see how that came out.
The other half of the blind test... (Score:2)
The Mona Lisa was painted on wood. Not much chance of "enough of the knock-knock jokes, you silly cow, this is supposed to be a serious portrait" spoken with a Tuscan accent.
Re:Fine, but... (Score:2)
What, you don't think Leonardo spoke Modern English with a thick Japanese accent?
with them? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, um.. you won't actually get to talk with them though, you'll just get to figure out what their voices might have sounded like. Sorry if that ruins it for you.
Enough said... (Score:2, Funny)
Da Vinci (Score:4, Funny)
Which is great because.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Mind you, it would be funny if he sounded like Tom Hanks.
Re:Which is great because.. (Score:2)
Stop the Viral Marketing please (Score:2)
I'm totally overmarketed.
The tragic thing is that I was a big fan of the man himself until that trashy novel came out.
Farfetched (Score:2)
That sound kinda farfetched to anyone?
Plus, why take on the easy job? Let'em try and analyze what a Picasso painting would sound like...
Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
Re:Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
hihihi!
Re:Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
That sentence is universally true. That's what makes them so interesting.
John 21, 15-17 (Score:2, Funny)
Paint and Sound (Score:3, Interesting)
I remember something from about 10 years ago about people running an LP pickup through the grooves made in paint by a painters brush. The idea is that sound makes the brush vibrate and records the sounds in the paint.
Apparently they were able to get the sound of the word "blue" out of a patch of blue paint so this painter must have been talking to himself (or somebody else) while he worked.
Re:Paint and Sound (Score:2, Insightful)
> through the grooves made in paint by a painters brush. The idea is that sound
> makes the brush vibrate and records the sounds in the paint.
>
> Apparently they were able to get the sound of the word "blue" out of a patch
> of blue paint so this painter must have been talking to himself (or somebody
> else) while he worked.
It's hard to imagine with half a brain anyone believing for more than a second that this
Re:Paint and Sound (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Paint and Sound (Score:2)
Thanks for the link. Its interesting that they really only tried low tech approaches. Lasers have more recently been used to digitise phonograph records, and I imagine that you could attack a surface with an electron microscope and digitally convert the profile to sounds.
Maybe a laser could even detect the original surface of a painting, under coatings which were added later.
Is it just me... (Score:2)
So (Score:5, Funny)
We now know what Da Vinci would have sounded like when he said:
"Someone please shoot Dan Brown."
Has anyone tested this tech? (Score:2, Insightful)
I think this is a neat idea (although an obvious plant by some marketing parasites) but I have to ask: has anyone tested this?
Specifically: has anyone recorded a voice, recorded an MRI, and generated a voice? Did they match? Were they close?
Re:Has anyone tested this tech? (Score:2)
It's a given that a female will usually have a "female voice" (not just pitch but formants, inflection patterns etc also), and a male a male one. For physiological reasons larger people tend to have deeper voices, and smaller people higher ones, but not always so. A larger nasal cavity (big nose) will make nasalized phonemes more pronounced.
Beyond that, a skelton will tell you nothing of the quality of someone's voice, their accent, whether it indeed is a
Larynx != Bone (Score:2)
In order to accurately figure out what somebody's voice might have sounded like -- minus unknowable unique accent quirks -- would require a DNA sample and technology we don't yet have(1).
(1) Namely, vastly faster computers that can take some source DNA and quickly "grow" (protein unfolding, etc) an adult human being in simulation, then send the right signals to the nerves to make virtual speech. Complica
And what the Mona Lisas voice said.... (Score:5, Funny)
Question (Score:2)
Never mind, if the Japanese are anything like the rest of the world, they probably just hassled a few extra motorists.
Quit screwing with this da vinci crap (Score:2, Funny)
Lets see them analyze the face... (Score:2)
Do you think Leonardo would have read Slashdot? (Score:3, Informative)
I hear dead people! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:surely not (Score:2)
Re:surely not (Score:3, Insightful)
(Okay, just between us - it's a hoax, but don't tell anyone else.)