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French Scientists Link Higher BMI with Lower IQ

Posted by timothy on Sun Oct 15, 2006 04:21 PM
from the hey-I-resemble-that-remark dept.
Xemu writes "French scientists have linked obesity to lower IQ reports the Telegraph. In a new five-year study of more than 2,200 adults, people with a low body mass index (BMI) could recall 30% more words in a vocabulary test than those who were obese. The fatter subjects also showed a higher rate of cognitive decline when they were retested five years later. In the United States, 30% of the population is obese according to OECD. That's the highest rate of obesity anywhere. Do these high obesity rates affect the average IQ of the population?" (Of course, this sidesteps discussion of whether IQ tests measure anything significant at all.)
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  • BMI is not accurate (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Harmonious Botch (921977) * on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:24PM (#16446169) Homepage Journal
    The Body Mass Index is not accurate. It is basically mass vs height, and makes no distinction between fat and muscle, both of which increase mass measurements.

    During the rainy season, I don't exersize, so I lose muscle mass and get skinny, and I look - pardon me for saying it - like a geek. And my BMI is normal ( and allegedly healthy ). But during the other ten months, I am more muscular ( and probably a lot healthier ) and yet I am technically obese, according to the BMI.

    Do I feel smarter? Heck, I'm a slashdotter - I think I'm smart all the time.
    • by Rosco P. Coltrane (209368) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:42PM (#16446407)
      The Body Mass Index is not accurate. It is basically mass vs height, and makes no distinction between fat and muscle, both of which increase mass measurements.

      Sounds right then, most body builders I've met aren't exactly bright...
      • by sumdumass (711423) on Sunday October 15 2006, @06:49PM (#16447465) Journal
        Could this study just be another chicken and egg concept and we havn't discussed wich came first?

        You mentioned when you are slimmer your less occupied with food and such. Your brain is noticibly performing better as you can notice the differences. It apears though that this study is gearded towards saying slim people are just smarter or have the ability to be smarter easier then fatter people. As if fat content in a prsons body directly reflect thier mental abilities.

        Now, What if the slimmer people have traditionaly concentrated on more mental work and less physicle work, therby training thier brain instead of thier muscles. Would this mean that a person who is slimmer is smarter because they are slimmer and less occupied with food or that they have traditionaly used thier brain more and remembering things or solving puzzles becomes more easy to them. Therefore a person with a larger build, spends more time not using thier brain and more on thier muscles, watching TV, or whatever else and thier ability to perform as well as the slim person is diminished?

        I remeber in third grade when we started multiplication. I used flash cards and could do almost any problem in my head that involved less then two numbers of two digits or less (20x7). After using calculators for a while, I could do this anymore. But I have been able to return to it becauseof vaious jobs ove rthe decades. (like roofing, framing and general construction working wich involves alot of math)

        So, from my personal experience, Could it be just how a slim person spends his time verses how a fatter person might? Obviously anyone who plays sports is going to be better then anyone who doesn't. And people playing for severla years will have somewhat of an advantage over those playing for a few weeks. Is this just the reverse were the game is a mind game instead of football? And someone with several years experience because of lifestyle differences will have an advantage over someone who doesn't exercise thier mind? Could it be that slim or fat is just a reflection of how a person spends thier time and has nothing or little to do with thier fat content outside what a fat person does compared to a skinny person.

        I would like to see this studdy done again and the occupations of the people be part of it. I would bet some one of larger BMI who does something like programing or construction were he reads blueprints, sets grades, or transferes scale to live building projects might do a little better then someone who is just fat and works at wopper floppers of america. But if the burger king employee of the month does the same as one of the others of same BMI, I would conceed that fat might have an impact.
  • BMI = Worthless (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Smidge204 (605297) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:24PM (#16446171)
    (Of course, this sidesteps discussion of whether IQ tests measure anything significant at all.)

    This also seems to sidestep discussion of whether BMI measures anything significant at all.
    =Smidge=
    • Re:BMI = Worthless (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Keebler71 (520908) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:51PM (#16446493) Journal
      (Of course, this sidesteps discussion of whether IQ tests measure anything significant at all.)

      Concur but I have a different take on this wording. Of course IQ tests measure something significant. The question may be whether or not "IQ tests are a signigicant measure of anything at all". My wife is an elementry teacher and we recently discussed how children are placed into gifted classes. She said that they used to do IQ testing but that has fallen out of vogue due to their being a rather politically incorrect measure (not to mention all the other types of "intelligence" (emotional, creative, et crappra)). This is sad. IQ tests are a near-perfect indicator of intelligence. That is they have a very low incidence of Type I (false positive) error. The cultural biases come into play and lead to false negatives (Type II errors). It seems the logical approach would be to use a combination of tests or qualitative assessments rather than ditching a good but non-perfect test.

      • Re:BMI = Worthless (Score:4, Interesting)

        by tverbeek (457094) on Sunday October 15 2006, @06:48PM (#16447457) Homepage

        IQ tests are a reliable measure of one's ability to perform well on IQ tests. You may choose to call that "intelligence" and wrap it all up in a tidy tautology, but that doesn't really prove anything.

        While debating the methodology of a study is valuable and worthwhile activity, it tends to get in the way of what generalizations can be drawn from the data. Since there is a strong positive correlation between BMI and actual obesity (even if that correlation is not 1.0 due to factors such as highly muscular individuals), and there is a strong positive correlation between IQ tests and actual intelligence (due to cultural and educational testing biases) this data identifies a negative correlation between obesity and intelligence. That's interesting and potentially useful. Now it's time for studies with more precise methodology.

    • Re:BMI = Worthless (Score:5, Insightful)

      by griffjon (14945) <GriffJon AT Hotmail DOT com> on Sunday October 15 2006, @05:57PM (#16446995) Homepage Journal
      All of this conveniently ignores that correlation is not causation. maybe being stupid correlates with not taking care of yourself? Maybe they're both caused by a third variable (perhaps watching too much TV?)
    • by irritating environme (529534) on Sunday October 15 2006, @06:04PM (#16447061)
      BMI and IQ aren't perfect measurements of their stated goal. They at least provide an approximation though.

      It is the people who don't think they mean anything at all usually are either fat or stupid.
    • Re:BMI = Worthless (Score:5, Insightful)

      by rjstanford (69735) on Sunday October 15 2006, @06:10PM (#16447115) Homepage Journal
      I used to be in the "BMI == Worthless" camp myself. Had all sorts of reasons why it was bunk, used to be able to quote muscle density, et cetera, just like everyone else on here.

      Then I grew up and lost over 80 pounds.

      Anyone who show as "obese" on the BMI charts but has enough muscle to throw things off is obviously either way toned, or way strong. Seriously. If you're an average person, even a once or twice a week gym habit, and you show as obese... then you're 99% probably fat. Grow up and admit it. Especially in the USA, "normal," is a long way from "fit." The vast, vast majority of people with high BMIs are fat, end of story.

      Sure, Tom Cruise is the poster child for "overweight by BMI standards." He's obviously not. If you can see your sculpted abs, you probably aren't as well. Otherwise, you are. Deal with it.

      If you want to ignore it, that's your decision. Be overweight. But stop pretending you're not. And also, more to the point, stop trying to convince everybody else that they're not overweight because you can't deal with your own issues. And yes, that is a more generic rant than just one aimed at the parent poster, but its still true.
  • IQ Tests (Score:5, Informative)

    by stevemm81 (203868) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:27PM (#16446207) Homepage
    (Of course, this sidesteps discussion of whether IQ tests measure anything significant at all.)


    This wasn't a general purpose IQ test. It was a specific test of people's ability to recall words. They're talking about memory in particular, not some fuzzy idea of general intelligence.
    • Re:IQ Tests (Score:5, Funny)

      by nizo (81281) * on Sunday October 15 2006, @05:13PM (#16446679) Homepage Journal
      I bet the test was unfair; they should have asked the people who did poorly if they could, say, remember the items from a McDonald's menu. Now who has a better memory skinny boy!
      • Re:IQ Tests (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Garse Janacek (554329) on Sunday October 15 2006, @06:26PM (#16447261)

        We damn well do know that people with high IQ are usually more successful than those with low IQ.

        True, but (as shouldn't even have to be pointed out in this discussion) correlation does not imply causation. Specifically: when people are given better education, their IQ increases. IQ is decidedly not (as you claim) "mostly in-born [and] inheritable" unless you really believe that there is a measurable sense in which whites are inherently (on average) intellectually superior to blacks and hispanics in the United States.

        Now, even aside from any issues of political correctness, I hope you aren't in fact claiming that, because it's been pretty thoroughly refuted. If you take someone (of any race) out of poverty and give them a good education, their average IQ increases dramatically. While in any group (including those in poverty) there will be certain extraordinary individuals who have a high IQ (or whatever positive attribute you're measuring) despite all disadvantages, the frequency of these individuals goes up an awful lot if you take away the disadvantages in the first place.

        The reason some people dislike IQ, or claim it does not measure anything useful, is that most discussions about it implicitly assume that it succeeds in its goal of measuring intellectual capacity independently of cultural and educational factors. In this it fails completely. Which doesn't mean that it isn't measuring anything useful, but your comment shows there are still plenty of people who think IQ is some sort of "in-born" attribute. It's not.

        There is a sort of unfairness that goes against Western ideals. The idea that anybody can pull themself up out of poverty, that every child has a chance to succeed intellectually, is threatened by this.

        I'm actually kind of with you on this. I don't think the world is as fair as a lot of people would like to believe, and I don't think that anyone can pull themselves out of poverty, everyone has a chance to succeed, etc. -- and even though I think IQ is (mostly) bunk, I think some amount of intelligence is inborn. But nowhere near all. Even people who could have been very successful intellectually can fail because of their surroundings. All of which suggests, to me anyway, that it is important to do what we can to help others out of poverty and to provide children with good educations, since they may not be able to attain these things themselves regardless of their actions (that is, unlike some Americans, I don't see poverty as a moral failing).

        But, as I said, the fact that the world isn't fair doesn't mean it's unfair in the particular way you suggest, that is, that IQ is an innate property transcending culture, language, and education, and rich folks just happen to be innately the smartest.

        • Re:IQ Tests (Score:4, Interesting)

          by Somnus (46089) on Sunday October 15 2006, @11:39PM (#16449279)
          The puzzle is that IQ shows both high heritability (by studies of separated twins) and bias towards industrialized nations (Flynn Effect).

          The obvious theory is that both genetics and child care (nutrition, education) are vitally important.
  • by RsG (809189) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:29PM (#16446231)
    Not the study, but rather the first linked article.

    First, they make the classic error of attributing causation when the study found correlation. If that was in the original study, then I'd question the researcher's methodology, but I suspect the blame lies with whoever wrote the article. Testing people's intelligence and comparing their weight does not show a causitive link between wieght and intellect. It could just as easily show that poor judgement translates into bad eating habits and low IQ.

    Second, the criticism they reported came from a politician who tried to use anecdotal evidence to debunk the link. That's right, she said she knew witless skinny people and clever fat people, so the study must therefor be wrong. Someone ought to tell her that the plural of "anecdote" is not "evidence".
    • by Sique (173459) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:49PM (#16446461) Homepage
      It's the same as with the correlation of storks and newborn children: If you have many storks in a region, you can expect higher birthrates. This correlation is correct. It does not mean that the stork carries the newborn. Storks breed in rural areas, where they find their prey (mostly frogs and small rodents), and people in rural areas also tend to have more children than people living in cities.

      So obesity is (at least in Western and Central Europe, the study is french after all!) negatively correlated with the social status. People with low income tend to be more obese than people with high income. People with a high IQ also tend to have higher income than people with a lower IQ. Thus both correlations together tell you, that obese people have in average a lower IQ. If there is a causality, it may be this: Lower IQ -> lower wages -> more prone to obesity.
  • As a fat man... (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Babbster (107076) <aaronbabb AT gmail DOT com> on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:29PM (#16446233) Homepage
    I can speak for certain that I am not as dumber as other people.

    Seriously, though, I test pretty well for intelligence, but being fat is part of a vicious cycle with laziness and depression, leading to a lack of achievement. I wonder, in fact, if the results would be similar in the population of people with untreated major depression regardless of BMI. Based on no scientific data at all, I would suspect increased BMI as being a symptom of another problem which could be the causative factor in the poor IQ showing.
  • I dunno (Score:4, Insightful)

    by TubeSteak (669689) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:30PM (#16446241) Journal
    Can we draw any real conclusions without knowing their testing methodology, etc etc etc. How'd they normalize their data?

    This last bit from the TFA sums up how I feel about it:
    "But Ann Widdecombe, the former Tory minister, said that the research seemed unsustainable. "You just need to look around the world and you will see hundreds of thin nitwits and clever fat people,""

    It is worth pointing out that good looks & a tall height can be as relevant to your success in life as your weight.
  • by Goosey (654680) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:30PM (#16446251) Homepage
    IANAOR (I am not an obesity researcher), but it seems to be that this does not indicate lower IQ, but rather a lower energy level. I think it is a rather uncontroversial statement that those suffering from obesity have a much lower level of energy. I have experienced it myself during extended periods (several weeks or more) of not having regular exercise: You become lethargic, tired, and find it difficult to concentrate on things. I would imagine that this is a good indication of why those suffering obesity would score poorer on an IQ test.
  • Link with poverty (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Dr. Spork (142693) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:31PM (#16446261)
    In most industrialized countries and especially in the US, obesity is strongly correlated with low income. Since there is also a strong link between low income and low IQ scores, there may be no causal relationship at all between obesity and a lowered IQ.
  • What Words? (Score:5, Funny)

    by malvidin (951569) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:32PM (#16446273)
    How much do you want to bet that the words weren't types of food?
  • by Ranger (1783) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:35PM (#16446307) Homepage
    The French are calling us fat, lazy, and now stupid. Great, well at least we aren't a bunch cheese eating surrender monkeys. Time to eat some more pork rinds and watch American Idol. I hope I don't have to get out of my chair to find my remote. Found it. It was under a fold of fat. I also found my car keys.
  • by AxemRed (755470) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:36PM (#16446335)
    There are probably other factors involved here. For example, poverty has also been linked to obesity (in America.) And less intelligence can also be linked to poverty.

    So does obesity somehow lead to mental decline? Or are people who are less intelligent more likely to let their physical health deteriorate?
    Or maybe less intelligence leads to poverty which leads to obesity. Then again, it could be the other way around...

    Correlation does not equal causation. If I had to place a bet, I would say that the link between obesity and intelligence isn't biological like the article is inferring. There may be some kind of link there, but I bet that other factors are more influential.
    • by malsdavis (542216) * on Sunday October 15 2006, @05:24PM (#16446757)
      "Correlation does not equal causation. [...] There may be some kind of link there, but I bet that other factors are more influential." yada yada yada, I think I know everything!

      I can't stand posts like this. You obviously have not read the academic report and therefor your conclusion about its fallacy are completely worthless. I have not read the actual report either but to hear you make an instant "it's probably due to this other factor" summary about something you have obviously not even read is infuriating!

      The primary task of academic studies is to identify the true reason for an observed correlation. Every researcher knows that "Correlation does not equal causation" and the fact that the report has been published in a respected journal means for definate that the researchers have taken steps to ensure other obvious factors - like the ones you mention - are accounted for.
  • Perhaps... (Score:5, Funny)

    by OpenSourced (323149) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:51PM (#16446497) Journal
    people with a low body mass index (BMI) could recall 30% more words in a vocabulary test than those who were obese

    Then perhaps people get fat because they can't remember they have already eaten.

  • Memory != IQ (Score:5, Informative)

    by mkiwi (585287) on Sunday October 15 2006, @05:17PM (#16446705)
    It is common in society to associate people with good memories as people with high IQ's.


    This is simply not true. If you actually take an IQ test, you will see that it does not test your memory as had been done in the study, but rather your cognitive thinking skills. In fact, there are many people who can memorize history or math equations or whatever, but they come up far short when they have to apply the concepts they memorized.

    Again, memorization is not critical thinking, and memorization != IQ.

  • by chartreuse0 (886927) on Monday October 16 2006, @12:31AM (#16449541)
    I went back and read the actual paper upon which this article is based, and the summary given on Slashdot is rather inaccurate. This article does not claim to compare "normal" weights to "obese" weights. Rather, it purports to show a trend primarily within the normal range of BMI.

    In particular, they broke up BMI's into five groups: (1) 15-21.5, (2) 21.5-23.4, (3) 23.4-25.2, (4) 25.2-27.7, and (5) 27.7-45, where BMI's up to 25 are considered normal, up to 30 are considered overweight, and over 30 are considered obese. Even within the final group, not all the participants are obese.

    It begs the question of why they didn't compare "normal" weight IQ's to "obese" weight IQ's, as this would be a big story and a more impressive research finding! It's likely that either they didn't have enough obese participants to satisfy statistical significance (so most of group (5) is actually individuals with BMI's of 27.7 to 30), or they didn't find that obese people had lower IQ's. When the BMI groups that they break up their data into as strange as this, and not at all the groups that are normally used in research papers, it begs the question of what kind of data massaging they had to do to find their conclusions. Did they try 100 different breakdowns of BMI groupings until they found one that (barely) satisfied statistical significance?

    I remain skeptical as to the conclusions of this paper.

    • by malsdavis (542216) * on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:28PM (#16446221)
      Indeed, Timothy does oversimplify the matter.

      It is slightly beside the point though because the study noticed a drop in 'cognitive function' in obese people, not IQ. Cognitive function most certainly is significant, albeit specifically to the function measured (which in this case was primarily arthmimetic and vocabulary). It was only the reporting newspaper which introduced IQ, probably for the benefit of dumber/fatter readers.
    • by nametaken (610866) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:30PM (#16446249)
      IQ testing issues aside, the summary suggests results for memory recall... not IQ.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      I know of no comprehensive definition of intelligence that is agreed upon by a majority of scientists, but if you have evidence to the contrary feel free to provide it. Obviously, there isn't going to be any scientific definition of "success in the real world".

      • by mbkennel (97636) on Sunday October 15 2006, @08:56PM (#16448315)
        I know of no comprehensive definition of intelligence that is agreed upon by a majority of scientists, but if you have evidence to the contrary feel free to provide it. Obviously, there isn't going to be any scientific definition of "success in the real world".

        This is not true.

        There certainly is a pretty well established definition of general intelligence 'g' used
        in psychometric studies which has, contrary to what some people may desire, withstood many
        challenges, and is logically and empirically consistent.

        Essentially: you have a test of a multitude of widely varying tasks all of which are at some level, obviously "mental", and you measure the performance of people on all these varying axes.

        Intelligence is the projection along the first principal component, reflecting the fact that people who do well on some of them, tend to do well, up to some degree, on most of the other ones.

        This is a highly consistent phenomenon among all human groups tested.

        It is correlated with numerous, objective, biological measurements in prospective, controlled experiments.

        This is also a falsifiable hypothesis as well, as for example, performance on a number of
        *other* tasks, most of which are probably less mental, significantly less
        correlated with 'g', except probably among the very lowest tail which reflect significant disease or genetic disabilities with systemic effects.

        Obviously, there isn't going to be any scientific definition of "success in the real world".

        No not in a comprehensive sense but you can definitely come up with specific proxies which approximate it, and quantify it fairly well. For example, 'felony imprisonment' is clearly 'not successful' by almost everybody's standards.
    • by Golias (176380) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:41PM (#16446395)
      There are decades of data to prove the corellation between IQ and actual, demonstrated intelligence and success in the real world. Maybe you would like to clarify yourself, Timothy?

      The disproportionately high representation in groups like MENSA of lonely singles who earn below average salaries in unsatisfying jobs seems to counter your "decades of data" (which I have never seen.)

      Or are you defining "demonstrated intelligence" as the ability to recite Star Trek dialog by rote and "success in the real world" as having your very own crafts store at the local Renaissance Festival?
    • There are decades of data to prove the corellation between IQ and actual, demonstrated intelligence and success in the real world.
      IQ measures academic performance/potential. That's all it measures. If good academic achievement leads to success in the "real world" then yes, IQ will measure your potential for such success. However it does not. MBAs are far, far more successful than most academics will ever be, and MBAs are hardly our best and brightest.
        • by killjoe (766577) on Sunday October 15 2006, @06:09PM (#16447103)
          My father by most peoples definition is brilliant. He is a scientist, he speaks several languages, he is a published author of several highly regarded books both fiction and nonfiction.

          Despite all this intelligence he refused to take care of himself, got obese, had several heart attacks and then a series of massive strokes. For decades his doctors told him to lose weight, to stop eating junk food, to drink more water, to exersize and he ignored not only his doctors but his family and friends too.

          Now he can barely talk, his mobility is severly limited, he has problems reading and all he does is watch tv.

          Was my dad smart or dumb? I used to think he was brilliant but now I realize that he was dumb. Too dumb to prioritize, to take care of the important things in life. The time he took to learn that one more language or to write that one more book should have been spent taking walks or something.

          I know lots of "smart" people who are actually dumb like that.
    • by Morosoph (693565) on Sunday October 15 2006, @05:13PM (#16446677) Homepage Journal
      Specifically, IQ measures how slim you are!
    • by kfg (145172) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:30PM (#16446245)
      Yes I have a weight problem but I don't blame it on IQ, I blame it on american diet and adverting on TV and in magazines.

      Which you aren't smart enough to ignore.

      KFG
    • by NosTROLLdamus (979044) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:36PM (#16446319) Journal
      My IQ is only 100 but I am a lot smarter than most people for my 'low' IQ.

      Sorry, fatty, but everybody thinks they're smarter than everyone else. Everbody. It's okay though, you can take solace in the fact that everyone has the same lame excuses for their short comings.

      • by Columcille (88542) * on Sunday October 15 2006, @06:00PM (#16447031) Homepage
        But some of those people are actually right. Take me for example - I'm smarter than pretty much anyone else out there. I even figured that fact out on my own! The fact that everyone else disagrees with my conclusion just proves how ignorant they all really are.
    • by BeeBeard (999187) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:50PM (#16446487)
      You're right, IQ is incredibly meaningless. A well-socialized individual with a good work ethic, who is willing to parlay whatever gray matter they have into the task at hand will always prove successful at life. Many of the under-20 uber-nerds who cling to their IQ scores as proof positive of their superiority over others haven't figured this out yet, and to their credit, it's something that's only realized with time: Intelligence is both nature and nurture--the daughter of a doctor and lawyer becomes a bum if she has no direction or commitment. The daughter of a field hand and a grocer becomes the world's most well-respected biologist if she has direction and commitment.

      -------------

      Funny story: The guy downstairs had his "MENSA Bulletin" delivered to my mailbox by mistake (probably due to the innerwebs and lack of blue mailboxes!), so of course I kept it. I've been leaving it prominently near the john for some high brow bathroom reading. And man oh man, have I been disappointed. The articles are poorly conceived and written, the letters from readers absolutely dumb. The pictures of "smart people" show them not even badly dressed, but incapably dressed--as in , for example, they clearly missed belt loops when they were putting on their belts (Is looking accidentally slovenly for nationally distributed photographs the mark of a genuinely intelligent person who likes themselves? I submit that it is not.)

      So my friends have been coming over, and when they inevitably have to use the restroom, they see the magazine and go "You're in MENSA?" all accusingly. And of course I pretend to be, and mutter something about how "we're trying to reform the government under our own intelligent rule" (did you see that episode of The Simpsons too?)

      And as I can feel their opinion of me lessening, lessening...I finally let on that, no, of course I'm not a part of fucking MENSA. And every time, they respond with something like "Oh I was gonna say, because those people are idiots!" And then we page through the magazine together, mocking it the entire time. And we live happily ever after. The end.
        • by BeeBeard (999187) on Sunday October 15 2006, @05:54PM (#16446981)
          For starters, let me disabuse you of the notion that I spend my evenings looking through the dirt-stained glass of an abandoned feed factory, breath frosting up the glass, spying on the secret meetings of the local MENSA chapter and hoping against hope that this week--oh god let it be this week--will be my chance to finally get admitted.

          I actually have received invitations to attend MENSA meetings in the past, but have always declined. (Is that how recruitment is done? God only knows.) I politely say that I have a "differing philosophy". Namely, I believe that intelligence and success should be measured in terms of real, humanistic achievement in the real world, and not by corny metrics that determine whether or not a person should be admitted to a shamelessly self-promotional smarty-pants club. But of course I don't say all that. Politely declining the invitation is really enough.

          I know that must just fry you--that there are people out there in the world who are at least reasonably smart and reasonably socialized, and who look at their introverted and prideful intelligent brothers with pity. It may seem at odds with what I read as teenage angst, but I assure you we exist.

          And speaking of teenage angst, you might want to stop using the lexicon of a teenager. "Jocks"..."frat guys"...it's the language of someone who still thinks of people in terms of symbolic high school lunch tables (i.e. somebody not all that smart after all). If you're just some silly immature kid (I understand that about half of Slashdot readers fit that description)--then you get a free pass, because that's all you've seen so far in terms of how people organize themselves. But if not, then, well, there's that whole pity thing again. To phrase this in terms you've voluntarily adopted, I am no jock, or frat-guy, or anything else. I sit at everyone's lunch table, and I don't use their interests as some kind of bogus reason to judge and dismiss them.

          So I guess to be more crass about things, that, my boy, is why I haven't joined your fruity little club.

          Good luck--may your false pride and wanton disdain for others take you to great new heights.
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      That can't be true. Modern medical advances, as well and sanitation, have raised the average life expectancy in the U.S. considerably over the past hundred years. So, an average certainly can be raised or lowered, but it still doesn't change the fact that half the population lies on either side of it (well, that's really the median, but I'm not going to be that picky.)
    • Re:Jokes! (Score:5, Insightful)

      by sTalking_Goat (670565) on Sunday October 15 2006, @04:36PM (#16446327) Homepage
      Yeah, what no one bothers to go into is that the Americans tried pencils, but realized that broken pencil points would float away and get into everything, possibly harming delicate electronics...
    • Re:Not hiring! (Score:4, Interesting)

      by NOLAChief (646613) on Sunday October 15 2006, @05:03PM (#16446601)
      Hooray gross generalizations. Have a counterexample: A few years ago my wife (who until that point had been a stick all her life) suddenly started gaining weight with no change in her reasonably healthy eating habits. She tried all the usual methods of losing weight (eat less, exercise, blah blah blah) but still kept gaining. Many people, including the majority of her doctors, had the same asshole attitude as yours and assumed it was her fault. The doctors finally figured out that her body had reacted to her asthma medication causing a form of Cushing's Syndrome. Her body stopped producing the hormone cortisol, which regulates weight. It was no self-discipline issue.

      She remains a brilliant (slightly biased opinion, but not by much) chemist (pretty much disproving the original article), and now that the hormone is regulated, she has lost most of the weight she gained, though she remains scarred from the experience. And trust me, were she looking for a job from you, you bet your butt you would be sued under EEO and ADA laws. You can probably plan on that anyway. Hope you've got a good lawyer.

      • by benzapp (464105) on Sunday October 15 2006, @06:48PM (#16447461)
        It's Body Mass Index, not Body Fat Index.

        All the BMI measures is your risk for a variety of heart related ailments. The theory is that the more massive you are, the harder your heart has to work.

        The issue is most people lack the ability, the financial resources, and the discipline to gain an extraordinary amount of muscle mass. So, in the vast majority of cases, the BMI does measure body fat. But, it has nothing to do with the percentage of your body that is fat or how toned you are.

        Just thought I would add that to what you are saying.