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Wine Tasting Via Computer
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Zonk
on Fri Dec 30, 2005 07:53 PM
from the snoots-replaced-by-technology dept.
from the snoots-replaced-by-technology dept.
smooth wombat writes "What makes a good wine? Why do some wines have a smooth, almond-like bouquet while others have a sharper, more acidic bite to them? These questions and more have usually been answered by oenologists who can list the subtle nuances of a particular wine and tell you if it's good or not. However, vinters don't have the luxury of waiting until a wine is ready to be drunk to know if they have produced a good, drinkable product. Lorenz "Larry" Biegler, who teaches chemical engineering at Carnegie Mellon University, in conjunction with industry scientists in Chile, is working on mathematical formulas to automate the fermentation process, adjusting ingredients and conditions to ensure robust flavors and higher yields from grape harvests. The researchers have been collaborating for more than two years and are studying only white wines, since reds are more complex and contain solids that make them difficult to analyze."
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Ouch (Score:2, Interesting)
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Re:Ouch (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Ouch (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, but a pretty picture and a Photoshop filter = Andy Warhol...
Re:Ouch (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Ouch (Score:3, Insightful)
For classical or other instumental works, I like recordings that are somewhat "dirty". I want to be able to hear a bit of a rasp from the bow on the cello strings, so that I can practically smell the rosin dust.
I don't just want to hear sterile, perfect notes. If I did, I'd listen to MIDIs. I like studio chatter. I
Re:Ouch (Score:3, Informative)
Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:5, Interesting)
OTOH, if the computer only tells people if the wine is drinkable, or ready to be tasted, that's a different story. As long as the computer doesn't try to encroach on the "art" side of wine tasting and stays firmly on the "science" side, I think that it could be quite a useful invention - although to a tiny demographic.
Re:Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:5, Interesting)
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Funny, I'm running an experiment right now. (Score:5, Interesting)
The oak selection seems to be pretty dominated by Nevers, but I wish I could find out how to buy some. There's a paper out at
http://www.wynboer.co.za/recentarticles/0400wood.
Right now, for me personally (and I'm about to start 15 more gallons of Chardonnay and 5 gallons of Pinot Grigio) I'm going for a very light oak flavour for 5 gallons- destined for Champagne- and a heavier oak that'll sit in the bottles to be served at house dinners.
All in all- I'll take ANY computer modeling that can help me predict what my quality will be... I just doubt it'll work unless I start investing in alot more equipment
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Re:Funny, I'm running an experiment right now. (Score:2)
Re:Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:5, Insightful)
When wine tasting, again, is such a subjective thing, even given the fact that they may be able to figure out what gives the wine more of a fruiter aftertaste, for example, they still don't know if they actually WANT a fruiter aftertaste.
Again, if we get the experts deciding what would make the wine taste "better" and then working with the machine to decide what can be done to make the wine taste the way the experts want, we're still only doing something that can probably be done already (IANAWineGeek, BTW) without the aid of an expensive machine. And one expert's "better" might be another expert's "ruined"
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Re:Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:2)
A basic machine learning approach would go as follows:
* prepare several batches in slightly different ways
* measure everything imaginable at various stages of the growing and vinting process
* when the wine is ready, ask experts to rate values like "fruity aftertaste" and "body strength"
* throw all the
Re:Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:2)
If I think the wine is good, I'll drink it. I don't care if someone or something agrees with me or not.
Re:Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:2)
Yeah, I hear ya, bro. Gotta love a fresh chilled flask of MD-20, those dudes know how to brew up a decent vin rosy!
Re:Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:5, Insightful)
They contract clients who test wine at different times. It tells them how long to ferment, when to stop, if the batch will ferment faster or slower than usual, etc. And of course, in France, how much ethylene glycol to add at the end. They average a 5-6 rating point increase in the first year their clients use them.
To take it even further, I'll use a coffee example. Illy did a LOT of scientific taste testing studies on its coffee (or in the US, espresso). They found the magical chemical formula. Then, they would test each batch, alter the chemical content to become perfect, and sell it.
The Italians were OUTRAGED! It was as bad as cigarette makers adding nicotine to cigarettes!
So what did Illy do? They stopped that process. Now, they draw several batches in parallel. Test all of them. And figure out how to combine them to achieve the magical formula. The end result is chemically the same, but the Italians are happy to know that Illy comes from 100% roasted Arabica beans from Brasil.
Of course winemakers already try to do this with blended wines. But it would be pretty easy if each wine were independently chemically tested, and then the appropriate convex combination were defined to result in a 90+ Wine Spectator rating. And I'm sure many of them do this already.
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Re:Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:2)
If they develop this, wine enthusiasts will just pay more for wine judged by humans.
Re:Seeing if the wine is "Ready"? (Score:2)
My pedantic moment for the day... (Score:5, Funny)
For the record, the word is vintner [wiktionary.org], not vinter.
In Soviet Russia, vinters are wery, wery cold.
Re:My pedantic moment for the day... (Score:5, Funny)
Not vhen you drink wodka on a nuclear wessel.
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Re:My pedantic moment for the day... (Score:2)
In Nazi Germany, you drink wodka on a Horst Wessel [wikipedia.org]!
*My* pedantic moment for the day... (Score:2)
If someone can pronounce
Just one of those things... you have both
"In Sowiet Russia, winters are wery, wery cold."
-or-
"In Soviet Russia, vinters are very, very cold."
I kills the joke, I know, but that's my job as a pedantic prick
Re:My pedantic moment for the day... (Score:2)
Hmm, it has been said that in Moscow it is only really vinter, after it snowed for the third time.
Chemical analysis of wine (Score:2)
Chemical anlaysis of wine [sciencenews.org] has been going on for some time for a variety of purposes [awri.com.au].
Yeasts (Score:3, Interesting)
Yea for turbo yeasts.
I'm still waiting for yeasts that convert both sucrose/glucose & xylose to be available to your average consumer.
Wine yeasts give 14%~18% alcohol content.
Distillers yeast gives up to 21%
xylose converting yeast can up the yield significantly
DANG!!! (Score:2)
Finally! (Score:2, Funny)
Stop it right now! (Score:5, Insightful)
No they dont. Nor do they taste like chocolate, raspberries or broccoli.
Really wine has 5 basic flavorings: 1) rotten grape 2) alcohol 3) wooden barrel 4) cork 5) mold
Re:Stop it right now! (Score:2)
It's true. You should have gotten some "funny" or "insightful" points, your choice. As long as the machines are testing for those, what's the controversy? It's just saving the vintner money. When they start telling us that a ten-year-old cabernet lacks the tang of a fresh cabernet, we'll know marketing has taken over the farm.
Re:Stop it right now! (Score:2)
Re:Stop it right now! (Score:2)
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Re:Stop it right now! (Score:3, Insightful)
Either that, or "chocolate", "vanilla", "burnt rubber", "red berries" etc are simply descriptions of flavors, just as "chartreuse", "lime" and "burnt umber" are descriptions of colors. Lacking a better way to classify and describe sensations, the only way to give
Bah. (Score:4, Funny)
And what's this talk about "grapes" and "yeast", are they new distros?
Re:Bah. (Score:2)
Yup, those must be spelling mistakes - should be grep and yast...
Under the influence (Score:3, Funny)
Good wine ~ good art. I can't define it, but I know it when I drink it.
Oh, and God Bless Oregon.
w00t!
Enologix (Score:4, Informative)
The exact formula is a mystery/trade secret. But it is no secret that Enologix tests many of the top wines at various points in production, and they AVERAGE a 5-6 point rating increase for the first year they are contracted by their clients.
I've been to their web site before when it was useful and worked...right now they appear to be hosed.
Industrial strength liquor production (Score:3, Interesting)
This has already happened in the hard liquor industry. They try to keep a low profile, but Frank-Lin Distillers [frank-lin.com] makes over 1000 different brands of liquor sold on the West Coast. They use only about 100 different formulas, though. It's all about branding. They're located near the railroad y
Re:Industrial strength liquor production (Score:2)
No, it'll be cheaper. To make, if not to buy.
American "blended whiskeys" are usually not different whiskeys blended together, but whiskey blended with neutral spirits. Which is why they tend to be awful. Skyy is the fanciest stuff that Frank-Lin produces, which is why they make sure it shows up in those pictures. What they don't tell you is that Skyy comes off a separate dedicated production line. Pretty much everything else they make is bottom-shelf crap:
Why? (Score:3, Interesting)
H.
Homogenous Wine (Score:5, Insightful)
This might work well for jug wines that no one really drinks for the taste in the first place, but even cheap table wine has subtle (or not-so-subtle) nuances that might be erased by this process.
But... (Score:4, Funny)
You know you should read less slashdot... (Score:3, Funny)
Red Wine (Score:3, Funny)
I fear my reaction -- "Of course they could only analyze white wines." makes me a snob.
Not that I drink much wine anyway. That there is the crazy sauce.
W.I.N.E. (Score:5, Funny)
Oh Great!... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Oh Great!... (Score:2, Funny)
NP (Score:2)
BTW, a wine is as good as the meal it goes with. Chili beans any one?
Wine (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Wine not WINE (Score:2)