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New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found
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ScuttleMonkey
on Sat Dec 10, 2005 03:34 PM
from the beefy-rodent-overlord dept.
from the beefy-rodent-overlord dept.
mystyc writes to tell us that scientists at Johns Hopkins have improved upon their original "mighty mice" discovery. Teamed with the biotech firm MetaMorphix and pharmaceutical company Wyeth, they have found a new agent that interacts with the muscle-limiting protein myostatin that was able to trigger a 60% increase in muscle size after just two weekly injections.
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Gotta love the scroll wheel. (Score:5, Funny)
Gotta hate that crappy mouse. (Score:2, Interesting)
One of the worse mice I've EVER used... second only to the Apple hockey puck.
Re:Gotta love the scroll wheel. (Score:2, Funny)
I dunno ... (Score:3, Insightful)
No miracle pill here (Score:5, Informative)
Of course you run this same risk if you leap right into weight lifting with low-rep, heavy-weight work without spending the time to strengthen these joints with high-rep, low-weight work first.
On the other hand, since this almost certainly does nothing for neuromuscular response, you'll also end up with a lot of large but mostly useless muscle mass that's untappable for you.
In other words, don't expect this to substitute for working out for anyone who's not trying to stave off the decay of their existing muscles.
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Re:No miracle pill here (Score:4, Interesting)
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Re:No Problemo? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:No miracle pill here (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I dunno ... (Score:3, Funny)
Mighty Mouse Theme (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mighty Mouse Theme (Score:5, Funny)
I am writing in regards to your inquiry about compensation for your recent affliction of horrible cancers. I am afraid we must reject any request for compensation. If you will refer back to the release you signed before submitting to our experiments, you will find that you stated that you understood all the risks and possible side effects of the injection and would not hold Johns Hopkins responsible for any adverse effects. In summary, I am sorry about your sickness; and I hope you can see that while this injection will eventually bring about your untimely death, you were able to dispense some mouse justice prior to your illness.
Sincerely yours,
G. Figley Whitesides
Attorney at Law
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Investigation... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Investigation... (Score:2)
Re:Investigation... (Score:2, Funny)
MLB (Score:2, Funny)
Re:MLB (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:MLB (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if the governor of California reads slashdot.
And then there's all the spam - "Proven formula. mix this new M1GHT7 M0U53 formula with V14GR4 and really amaze her! 60% larger."
Re:MLB (Score:3, Funny)
new market? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:new market? (Score:2, Funny)
Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. (Score:5, Insightful)
Decade? I give it months.
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Re:Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. (Score:2, Insightful)
nah, id give it... how long did the article say the forumla takes? 2 weeks?
just take a picture of baseball players now, and compare it in 2 weeks. im sure a 66% increase in muscles would be quite noticable.
Re:Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. (Score:2)
Re:new market? (Score:2, Funny)
Johns Hopkins Wrestling Team wins national championships.
What happened to the heart? (Score:5, Interesting)
What are the effects on the heart?
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:3, Informative)
Wrong (Score:5, Informative)
I'm still waiting on the published research...
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"Enlarged" heart - depends... (Score:3, Informative)
Many athletes have "enlarged" hearts - simply because the heart is working harder for the right reasons. For years world class athletes were being denied decent health insurance rates, because a chest x-ray would show a larger than normal heart, and MDs knew of only one reason for it - the bad one. It was in large par
Give some to the depressed hamsters? (Score:5, Funny)
Keeping Score (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, am investing in explosive mousetraps.
Re:Keeping Score (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Keeping Score (Score:4, Funny)
We're doomed!
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The End of Roadkill (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Keeping Score (Score:4, Funny)
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Abstract / free full paper link (Score:5, Informative)
Full journal article (PDF) [pnas.org]
normal people (Score:5, Interesting)
Steroids have long been banned in sports because they can have catastrauphic side-effects, and pro atheletes are often seen as role models. however, if a product came out that could dramatically strengthen humans, without nasty side-effects, for what reason shouldn't the average person be able to go out and in two weeks have significantly larger muscles? should it be regulated? and if so, why?
there are ethical implications here... the haves vs. the have-nots... those who can afford to increase their muscle mass using the products would perhaps become a superior segment of the human race. imagine a scenario where western countries and their super-citizens gain a distinct physical advantage over the less wealthy countries.
yet think of the productivity gains that would be possible in manufacturing, construction, or other physically intensive occupations. strengthening your workers could bring huge advantages.
it's a very interesting issue, i'm sure one that we'll see popping up again in the future.
Re:normal people (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:normal people (Score:3, Insightful)
3rd Leg (Score:2, Funny)
Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
Re:Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
Re:Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
Myostatin is what limits muscle growth, so if having smaller muscles avoids the birth problem you'd want to inject myostatin, not a blocker.
Re:Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
I know it's funny... (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6065 [newscientist.com]
Seeing that the source for the main article is currently ./'d, you should have time to have a gander :-)
The end of brawn above brains? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, the dilution of kudos! How the mighty are fallen...
A better moose trap (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I, for one... (Score:2, Interesting)
It is a very good case to study effects of no myostatin on humans.