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Happy 50th Cern!
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samzenpus
on Wed Sep 29, 2004 07:47 PM
from the quantum-birthday-cake dept.
from the quantum-birthday-cake dept.
Anonymous Coward writes "The facility that has earned three scientists Nobel prizes, provided the impetus for Berners-Lee's hypertext program (aka the WWW), oh and has also helped answer some fundamental questions regarding the universe has turned fifty today! And with the LHC in development, here's hoping for another 50!"
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Finally! (Score:2, Funny)
Out of context: (Score:2, Funny)
Happy Birthday?
Re:Out of context: (Score:3, Funny)
This is worse than the Creationists that believe the Earth is 6000 years old.
Just ridiculous.
Re:Out of context: (Score:3, Funny)
Hip, hip, hurrah! (Score:2)
happy birthday and thanks for web (Score:5, Informative)
Hmmmm (Score:3, Funny)
Is it me, or is that like a geeky sweet nothing in the ear?
About LHC... (Score:2, Funny)
No, the only thing that we can see (a photon of certain wavelength) does not actually have mass!!! BBC got it wrong...
Paul B.
Re:About LHC... (Score:3, Insightful)
"see" is a synonym for "comprehend", therefore the quote is utterly valid.
The BBC are correct
Re:About LHC... (Score:3, Interesting)
(I did make it small p unlike capital P later on, didn't I?)
Ever heard about Lorentz vectors? (E, px, py, pz) with "funny" (1, -1, -1, -1) metric (flat space diagonal) meaning when you multiply them, or square in our case, it expands to E^2 - px^2 - py^2 - pz^2. The magnitude of four-vector is called "interval". Four-momenta of real massive particles have interval > 0 ("time-like"), photons have inteval=0 ("light-like"), events in time-space that cannot possibly be cause-ef
I bow to you (Score:5, Funny)
Im non-Anon!
CERN birthday gifts should be money (Score:5, Informative)
Re:CERN birthday gifts should be money (Score:5, Funny)
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Yep (Score:2, Funny)
Cost of running Cern? (Score:5, Interesting)
/mod me off topic if you want
Re:Cost of running Cern? (Score:2, Funny)
knowlege is priceless.
Re:Cost of running Cern? (Score:5, Funny)
knowlege is priceless.
Dictionary is $2.50
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Re:Cost of running Cern? (Score:2)
For example, the United States does not maintain it's position without extensive networks of specialization and "knowledge workers".
Re:Cost of running Cern? (Score:2)
And CERN is in its turn a fraction of these budgets. Of course, it's larger than my personnal budget, but at the scale of countries budgets, it's a small fraction.
The day the humans will stop to be interested by the surrounding world they will commit a collective suicide. Ima
It's not "Cern" (Score:4, Informative)
Re:It's not "Cern" (Score:5, Insightful)
TBL invented both HTML and HTTP, in addition to the modern URL syntax, not to mention to the phrase "World Wide Web." Actually, what part of the WWW did he not invent?
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Re:It's not "Cern" (Score:4, Insightful)
Hypertext documents have come to encompass a broad range of Internet activities which TBL did not have much to do with. The WWW by no means dominates the Internet, but it's an effective mass-communication glue. It doesn't seem much of a stretch to call it the face of the Internet (for most people at least).
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Re:It's not "Cern" (Score:2, Funny)
It is "Cern", actually (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:It is "Cern", actually (Score:2)
Re:It is "Cern", actually (Score:2)
Re:It's not "Cern" (Score:2)
Re:It's not "Cern" (Score:5, Informative)
The official name is, in French Organisation Européenne de Recherche Nucléaire (which would be OERN), and in English European Organization for Nuclear Research (which would be EONR). The name CERN simply stuck because it sounds nice and people are used to it, perhaps also because of the German word Kern that means nucleus. In the Geneva area many people believe that CERN stands for Centre de Recherche Nucléaire Européen (I learnt that at school), although this was never true.
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Re:It's not "Cern" (Score:2)
CERN is a perfectly valid acronym since 1954, when the steering committee decided to keep this handy acronym to designate the research center.
LHC (Score:5, Informative)
http://lhc-new-homepage.web.cern.ch/lhc-new-homep
How old is it? (Score:4, Funny)
If I wasn't making this comment, I'd mod down that moron ASAP...
Come to think of it, this is the least useful post I've ever made on Slashdot. Should I be proud of that?
Re:How old is it? (Score:2)
Yes (Ha, beat you).
Yay (Score:3, Interesting)
Now if you'll indulge me in a gratuitous attempt at being insightful, I was recently contemplating that in the long run, mastering electromagnetic waves might have been the most disasterous technological breakthrough in history. Of course, we'll never know for sure until at least a few decades or centuries, but the significance of the telephone and semiconductor cannot be underestimated. How can we be so sure that they are Good Things?
There's that quote about our technology surpassing our humanity, blah blah, and everyone always talks about cloning or flying cars or laser guns that kill without a bang (karma whore opportunity to link to the short story here). Rarely do people think about the present in that context and almost never to history. I think there is a good argument that the telephone was perhaps the first moment in history where technology played an active role in replacing a person's community. I could be full of crap (likely) but maybe THAT was the moment when our technology surpassed our humanity.
Nothing else made it possible to import someone else's community into our own. It wasn't a night and day shift from postal service to IRC addicts and kids in rural states expressing violent rage somehow related to pop culture (and I'm trolling here about violence on TV creates violence in Colorado - bear with me). The miracle of communcations at the speed of electromagnetism made it possible to inject someone else's society, customs, culture, values, ethics, and attitude into our own, no matter how poorly those things fit.
Before this stuff, if you wanted to disconnect yourself from your neighbors and your community, you were a freaking recluse - the town outcast, the weirdo who never left his house, the werewolf (karma whore opportunity to link to the hypothesis that werewolf stories grew out of society's earliest serial rapists/murderers), the drunkard, et cetera. Now you're just a normal guy/gal whose "community" consists of Jon Stewart (I'm guilty of that), CNN, Fox News if you must, Martha Stewart, Hollywood, The Sopranos, and so on. I grew up in a small town in the midwest but now I live in suburban D.C. and don't know the name of a single person in my apartment building.
Are we so sure that the future is where our technology surpasses our humanity? Are we so sure that the "technological revolution" is such a GOOD thing? I'm not even whining about violence on TV or in the movies - I'm whining about the fact that all these great inventions make it SO EASY for me to replace the life that surrounds me with a life that's imported from 3,000 miles away.
And this isn't some holier-than-thou rant, either. I'm just as guilty of living in the midst of all of this as anyone. I'm not suggesting some plan of action, either. I just wonder if, in The Big Book of Human History, there will be a chapter called, "Instantaneous Global Communication and the Five Hundred Years of Crap that Followed".
Ted Kaczynski out of jail? (Score:2, Flamebait)
Re:Yay (Score:2)
Sure - but that's not my point.
Humanity, for all of it's strengths, is definitely something that should be improved upon, whether by technology or elsewise.
But isn't that the question? Pasteurization - definitely good. Polio vaccination - definitely good. Separation of church and state - hell that's another debate but I think it's good.
The internet (the REAL internet - the porn, viruses, scams, spams, 1337 5p3@k, g
Al Gore created the Internet, dammit! (Score:3, Funny)
No, it was Al Gore who "took the initiative in creating the Internet."
PS - you can't say that's been debunked - that's an exact quote [google.com]
Web ?= positive invention (Score:5, Funny)
I was rather taken aback when a few weeks ago, this response got me an earful of "The WEB!?? You guys are responsible for that PORN-FILLED WASTELAND!???"
I guess I'll stick to saying, "I work in a lab."
Re:Web ?= positive invention (Score:3, Interesting)
Actually, I disagree. Explaining it in two sentences is next to impossible, but if somebody is willing to listen for ten minutes, I find it relatively easy.
I also try to be honest, i.e. I avoid the usual "CP violation is studied to understand the excess of matter over antimatter in the universe" crap.
Happy Birthday CERN (Score:5, Informative)
It was a sunday when I went, and not that crowded, and my friend took me through a short tour of the place. They have an educational area set up with a museum, and science exhibits for children, which was very cool. All sorts of modern artifacts from nuclear experiments are lying around courtyards. He showed me the server room, where (i think, my friend wasn't sure either) they had some of the first web servers, and where they are now doing the grid computing stuff.
Another cool bit of CERN, especially for physics geeks, is all the streets are named after famous nuclear scientists. I passed by ones named for Einstein, Rutherford, and others. We didn't get to Feynman that day.
Oh, and the food in the lunch room is not half-bad and cheap for Switzerland.
CERN was a nice place to spend an afternoon, and I wish them another 50 great years.
Restaurant #1 (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, maybe, but they have a very limited repertoir... (And I suppose you didn't go to Restaurant #3, at the Prevessin site, that's French cuisine at its worst...)
(Reminds me of the heydays of the mad cow disease, when restaurant #1 put up signs assuring that all meat served was Swiss. Problem was only that Switzerland was #2 in number of mad cow disease cases. So now you know how the Mad Scientist enters the picture. And if you
Re:Happy Birthday CERN (Score:2)
Re:Happy Birthday CERN (Score:2)
Beer at breakfast?
You can help: LHC@Home (Score:5, Informative)
From the LHC@Home FAQ:
"1.2 What does LHC@home do?
LHC@home helps the construction of LHC. It simulates how the particles travel trough the 27 km long tunnel. With the help of the calculated information, the magnets that control the beam can be calibrated with greater precision."
Uncle CERN wants YOU! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Another 50 years of HEP... (Score:2, Interesting)
the more we learn about nature, the more opportunities for speculation open up. I may be wrong on that but it certainly seems that particle physics didn't really make any progress since quantum theory was accepted in
Re:Another 50 years of HEP... (Score:4, Insightful)
No, the more we learn about nature, the closer we come to the truth, which may or may not be open ended. Asserting that it will never be over assumes more knowledge than any of us have.
I may be wrong on that but it certainly seems that particle physics didn't really make any progress since quantum theory was accepted in
Given that in this day and age that popular media still represent the electrons in an atom following exact orbits in the fashion of newtonian mechanics is a pretty good indication that very little of modern physics has made it 'into the wild'.
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Re:Another 50 years of HEP... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Another 50 years of HEP... (Score:2, Insightful)
Just like the future of physics since 1894 lay in the seventh decimal place.
Re:Noble prizes (Score:2)
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