Why Laughter Is The Best Medicine 49
John writes "We know that laughter can be helpful in stressful situations, but researchers are discovering that laughter can do a lot more. When we laugh, we not only create an overall feeling of well-being for ourselves, but also release cells such as Gamma-interferon, T-cells and B-cells - all of which make disease-destroying antibodies. Not only are we releasing more of them, we are also making these crucial cells more active. Organisations such as Camp Quality have acknowledged this -- naturally, their slogan affirms that 'laughter is the best medicine.' Click here to read more."
Re:-1 when it goes into voting. (Score:3, Insightful)
Oh, and moderators, GET A CLUE. Offtopic is NOT the right moderation for this. Seriously folks, if you can't select the right item from a very short list, I don't know you ever were potty trained.
It looks like the AUTHOR posted the story (Score:2)
Heh heh... (Score:4, Funny)
Okay, I don't get it.
Re:Heh heh... (Score:1)
Autoimmune Problems (Score:3, Funny)
Ha! I don't think so. LOL
Re:Autoimmune Problems (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Autoimmune Problems (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Autoimmune Problems (Score:4, Interesting)
Asthma and allergies are a result of type I hypersensitivity reactions which mean they primarily are mediated via IgE, mast cells, and basophils (and therefore histamine), which is very different than plasma cells pumping out antibodies (IgG not IgE), and don't have a whole lot to do with gamma-IFN...
-tid242
Re: Cooked Protein, Wheat, and Dairy are the cause (Score:2, Interesting)
Allergies are the result of two things:
1)When cooked protein is cooked, new substances originated. Many of the resulting amino acids are not completely decomposed, and their foreign structure cannot be decomposed by digestive enzymes. These free amino acids are still somewhat chemically similar to their natural counterparts and are incorporated into the body. The human immune system targets these foreign proteins and attempts to destroy them. Auto-immune allergies are the result. An example of allergic inflammation such as this would be arthritis and acne.
2) The immune system works just like vaccines do obviously. Raising a child in a sterile environment will diminish immune response in time.
As far as asthma, asthma is POSITIVELY not at all related to allergies. Asthma is caused by one thing, and one thing alone, kappa-opiod receptor agonists. The great lie is only the poppy contains opiod peptides. Wheat contains glutomorphine molecules 100x as powerful as those found in the poppy. Further, milk contains opiod peptides to create an addictive bond between mother and child and to calm the child. MSG, monosodium glutamate, also influences glutamate receptors in the brain, which seem to affect opiod receptors.
Junk food, and many processed foods, contain Whey, Glutan, and MSG. Whey and Glutan are chemically protected against digestion, so that they decompose into opiod peptides during the digestive process. Heat induces these chemical reactions. When milk and wheat glutan are treated and heated in a special way, very pure opiod peptides result. These substances are added to junk food to induce an addictive craving, and to make you eat more. The reason so many people are fat is due to these substances.
These opiods have the same physiological effects as morphine. They induce respiratory suppression, constipation, and apathy. Naltrexone, a narcotic antagonist, will eliminate constipation and asthma in 99% of people who suffer from those disorders.
These substances are allowed by governments because they induce apathy, and make people easier to control. The roman emperors weren't stupid when the only food they gave away was bread. That was the only way they could keep control of the people.
Laughter the best medicine? (Score:2)
Re:Plagarised Article (Score:2)
Re:Plagarised Article (Score:2)
Given said audience overlap, discussion topic and/or weblogged sites will inevitable have some overlap. No "stealing" necessary.
Disease-destroying antibodies (Score:4, Interesting)
Well you can say what you want, but this might not be because the body is "healing itself". I believe it's more like a function to prevent from being infected by some diseases. We all know that we mostly laugh when other people are present, rite? So the probability of being infected are greater when you are laughing.
f-cells released (Score:1)
Sometimes the release of F-Cells generates more laughter which results in yet more F-Cells--a brutal escalation of anti-fragrant activity.
The cycle is at its worst when the initial laughter is provoked by the release of SBD-cells.
Re:f-cells released (Score:2)
Because SBD causes dying ;)
Terribly off-topic, or is it...? (Score:1)
Homer: Well you're interferon with my good time!
Re:Terribly off-topic, or is it...? (Score:2)
Is there any situation that a Simpson's quote would *not* fit?
Re:Terribly off-topic, or is it...? (Score:1)
About K5 [kuro5hin] (Score:1, Informative)
Slashdot ain't stealing stuff =)
Every time I hear "laughter is the best medicine". (Score:3, Funny)
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess was
why several of us died of tuberculosis." --Jack Handey
Re:Every time I hear "laughter is the best medicin (Score:1)
and
"I'd rather die in my sleep, like my dad, than screaming in terror, like his passengers." - Jack Handey.
Re:How often do you guys laugh, being geeks and al (Score:1)
This is well-known in hebrew culture (Score:4, Interesting)
A merry heart does good like medicine.
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Thanks. (Score:2)
Not to be used with Chicken Soup (Score:1)
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. - Jack Handey
World's best medicine discovered? (Score:4, Informative)
And here it is (Score:1)
Re:World's best medicine discovered? (Score:2)
Americans: Laugh at everyone else
Canadians: Laugh at ourselves
Everyone but Americans: Laugh at Americans when they fail to upstage somebody else, ending up looking like asses
No, this is not a troll. If you consider how many various Anti-American regard an American trying to upstage somebody else and ending up looking rather foolish...
Did you hear the one about the slashdot post, the somewhat anti-American comment, and the flames that followed? - phorm
Re:World's best medicine discovered? (Score:1)
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This is old news (Score:1)
Norm MacDonald (Score:1)