Black Blobs Appearing In Camden, NJ 88
Ieshan writes "Strange alien scares or just New Jersey Pollution? Occam's razor points towards the latter, but still, odd black blobs are appearing in a New Jersey city - no joke. CNN has the story - apparently, no one can identify them yet. Investigators say that they're not petrolium based, and that's about all anyone knows. On the plus side, at least they don't have stalks with green eyes?"
A vote for gum (Score:1, Funny)
Re:A vote for gum (Score:1, Flamebait)
Re:A vote for gum (Score:1)
Re:A vote for gum (Score:2)
I guess it to be gum too.
I figure there are plenty to test, so we should have an answer one of these days. Do I get mod points if I am right? (Slashdot Vegas)
Either that it is alien boogers.
When they start... (Score:1)
Re:When they start... (Score:1)
Re:When they start... (Score:1)
I guess you never been to NJ, home of the Toxic Avenger, home of some of the best superfund sites, and yes Jimmy Hoffa is under Giant Stadium somewhere.
Nobody in NJ would even notice that you dropped it, If anything the large hole you would make would be converted into a rather large public pool or roman hot bath.
yup.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Anyways, I've seen this story on the local news. One suspicion is jet fuel falling from planes landing at Philly International, but I dont think that explanation holds much as why havent these blobs been there for however many years the airport has been there?
I personally would not be surprised if it's drug related. Philly started a huge crack down on drugs in recent weeks, causing many druggies to leave town. Camden then started their own crack down because that's where many druggies went.
New Flight Pattern (Score:1)
Because Philly International [phl.org] changed their flight patterns about 2 years ago. Now the line is almost a direct line from Lindenwold to the Airport, along roughly the same track as the PATCO high speed line [drpa.org].
Sit in the Lindenwold [drpa.org]parking lot at watch them line up for final approach. The view is even better at Ferry Avenue [drpa.org].
Re:New Flight Pattern (Score:1)
Anyways, I saw on Channel 6 News last night that the blobs have been solved - Parafin Wax most from likely from candlelight vigils and such.
it's fallout... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:it's fallout... (Score:1)
How is this possible!? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How is this possible!? (Score:1)
Re:How is this possible!? (Score:2)
Re:How is this possible!? (Score:1)
As mentioned in another post, I grew up in Camden County, about 18 miles from where the blobs are. The area is on the western fringes of the Pine Barrens, and the Barrens are slowly losing their space to urban housing developments.
Weird NJ (Score:1)
My dad is moving to Lindenwold and he hasnt heard about it yet...
My guess is it's one of those Weird NJ things...
Re:How is this possible!? (Score:1)
Once that happened, I moved to Maryland...
Why isn't it on cars? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Why isn't it on cars? (Score:2)
Anyway it reminds me of a fortian story about some french scientist who was called to a village where people have been reporting that rock were falling out of the sky.
He went there. Saw the rocks. Saw how they were driven into the ground like they fell out the sky.
Then he concluded they made it up as there are no rocks in the sky how can they fall out the sky?
case solved.
Re:Why isn't it on cars? (Score:2)
First step in figuring any problem out is to determine what is and isn't possible. So if its not on the cars..isn't falling on people...ect. If its only on sidewalks (and I'm assuming the roads) then it would seem to be something that is either accumulating and condension on the ground, or being dropped by people.
Of course it just might not like cars..eheh
Re:Why isn't it on cars? (Score:2)
Youre probably right
Re:Why isn't it on cars? (Score:1)
But from the many times I've stepped in the chewing gum...I don't think there is any mystery here.
Re:Why isn't it on cars? (Score:1)
"I'd rather believe that two Yankees lied, than that a rock fell from the sky."
It was a perfect application of the principle of Ockham's razor, except that in this case, the weirder explanation happened to be true.
If anyone knows who made the quote, or the origin of this story, please post.
Re:Why isn't it on cars? (Score:1)
For the spelling impaired.
Correction (Score:1)
Whoops. Apologies.
Re:Correction (Score:1)
Re:Correction (Score:1)
Re:Why isn't it on cars? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Melty Melty Hans Solo (Score:1)
The photo looks like old dried-up gum, but unless a gum factory exploded, that wouldn't explain the rate of accumulation...
Re:Melty Melty Hans Solo (Score:1)
Not quite. According to the article, "a quick field test wasn't able to confirm that the substance was petroleum-based." For all we know, somebody licked it and decided it didn't taste like motor oil.
Well, i always wondered... (Score:2, Funny)
Ahhhh, so that's where they empty the toilets in planes.
Re:Well, i always wondered... (Score:1)
The article (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:The article (Score:3, Insightful)
Did a satellite fall to earth in that town recently? If so, even if the town suddenly dies off, I wouldn't worry - it'll probably mutate to a harmless state very quickly.
--
Evan
No cause to worry? (Score:2, Funny)
It's roofing g tar (Score:5, Insightful)
It makes sense that it's tar that flows off of the roofs in the extreme heat. I saw a temperature of 106 degrees F on concrete a few weeks ago. Black flat roofs probably get a lot hotter.
Re:It's roofing g tar (Score:2)
I'm betting on The Blob.
Re:It's roofing g tar (Score:1)
Re:It's roofing g tar (Score:3, Interesting)
The fact that they are concentrated around trash cans and near buildings, not under overhangs but under trees, and were in crosswalks but not streets all lead me to guess that they are placed there by induviduals, so probably chewing gum built up with crud. As for why they were not under overhangs, maybe there is a sub-concious predispositon not to spid out gum indoors, and the overhang might trick their sub-concious into thinking that they are still inside.
Roofing tar would all be concentrated right up against the buildings.
I suspect that this is the same phenomena as in NJ
Re:It's roofing g tar (Score:2)
t.
Blobs? Pits? Same old story? (Score:3, Interesting)
So these days we blame aliens instead of demons, but that is about the only thing that changes.
Idiocy is a universal constant...
Re:Blobs? Pits? Same old story? (Score:2)
That would be funny if some guy in that other town suddenly had a pit in his windshield that he couldn't explain, and ran around in circles blaming it on fallout, and then the rest of the people of the town noticed pits that they haddn't seen before and fed the hysteria, and then as it passed by word of mouth more people in seattle started noticing, and by that time it seems as if there is an epidemic of winshield pitting, when actualy it is just normal.
Yeah, that would be funny...
That sentence was way too long, wasn't it?
Re:Blobs? Pits? Same old story? (Score:1)
Anyway, here is a quote from the article above that puts things in perspective:
"Nevertheless, conventional wisdom lay with the scientists. Further investigation by the City of Seattle Police Department showed that most dings pitted older car windshields. In cases where auto lots were involved, brand new cars were unpitted, whereas used older cars showed signs of pitting. Police found rare instances of "copycat" vandalism, but most of the cases had a simple explanation: The pits had been there all along, but no one had noticed them until now."
So there you have it.
map distribution in GIS (Score:1)
Do you think that if they mapped the distribution of these in a Geographic Information System, it would point to the source? Such as being distributed mainly along a flight path, or exactly downwind of a certain factory, or in a radial pattern from GumWorld(r).
Re:map distribution in GIS (Score:2)
Do you mean like crop circles being a secret message, or a trail left by a dripping machine?
Hey, that would be cool: if you plot them all, they make the shape of Elvis.
The black blobs... (Score:3, Funny)
don't need to "take over" Camden, NJ - they can have it, for all I care.
right now in the oval office (Score:1)
<Dubya> NJ eh?
<Some General> Yes Sir.
<Dubya> Screw 'em they voted Democrat.
Re:Oh brother. (Score:2)
Do you have any sources for your theory? That is, researh which backs up the statements:
1) Nicotine does not increase cancer risk, and
2) Fallout from nuclear testing was spread over the US heavily enough to affect cancer rates.
Don't worry, it's just pollution (Score:2)
Boy, that makes me feel a lot better.
Re:Don't worry, it's just pollution (Score:1)
Since when is that nothing to worry about? Do jets discharge fuel on a routine basis? For all I know maybe they do, but...
Legacy of cigarette butts, maybe? (Score:1)
6"? (Score:2)
In a google image search of the word sidewalk, here are the first few pics that come up in which the sidewalk can be seen clearly enough to make out any potential spots:
spots [thecapras.org]
No spots (but close in) [magliery.com]
2 small spots [nationalmathtrail.org]
no spots, but quite funny [thedamnedestthing.com]
no spots [house.gov]
small spots [art.net]
small spots [art.net]
Ok, so there is some background spotting on many sidewalks, which MAY explain the smaller ones. The yet unphotographed larger ones could be from public exaguration/hysteria. here are several examples of such events. In particular look at the seattle winshield pitting in 1954, and the school gas leaks in 88. I'd bet that those spots are usualy there, just that nobody paid attention until now.
It's blatant Karma Whoring, but I can't resist (Score:2)
Beware of The Blob, it creeps
And leaps and glides and slides
Across the floor
Right through the door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Blob
Words and music by Burt Bacharach.
Not able to *confirm* that it's petroleum-based (Score:1)
A quick field test wasn't able to confirm that the substance was petroleum-based, said Department of Environmental Protection spokesman Fred Mumford. That seems to rule out tar from roofs or street repairs and leaky cars.
This is not the same as what the OP claimed: "Investigators say that they're not petrolium based" (sic).
Maybe it is just tar or cigarette remains.
Dreamcatcher (Score:1)
STORY UPDATE!! (Score:2, Funny)
Simpsons Reference (Score:2)
Slashdot: It's roofing tar
Obligatory simpsons reference:
Lisa: I don't understand professor, why didn't your tests show that the skeleton was a fake.
Dr. Gould: I'm going to be honest with you Lisa, I never did the tests.
[Dr. Gould walks away]
I mean...it's Camden
It's paraffin wax (Score:2)
They speculate it got there from candle-drippings from all the candlelight vigils they have for people getting shot to death, etc.
It's not chewing gum or tar (Score:1)
I saw those spots while growing up in a small town (mitchell) in southwestern Ontario, and I still see them now in Toronto.
I always saw them in higher concentrations in places where many people smoke (for example smoking sections at highschools).
They are about the size of a spitwad, and about the shape of a normal one too...
This would also explain being found just outside of overhangs (as another user pointed out). People will crowd under an overhang in the rain, but they wont spit on each other, they will spit on the ground where all the rain is.
It's no big deal, just use a pressurewasher to clean them off every couple of months and you have nothing to worry about.
Give the conspiracy theories a rest.
Mystery solved. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Mystery solved. (Score:2)
Well... (Score:1)
bubble burst (Score:4, Funny)
Reminds me of a Fritz Leiber short story (Score:2)
Can't recall the name, but the collection I read it in was 'The Ghost Light'